The horrors of online dating

LC and her friends decided to give online dating a try, and did up witty, fun profiles, uploaded photos, and enjoyed a Saturday night of girls bonding, laughing and drinking champagne.  Izzy helped them write the profiles, different for each of the girls, custom tailored to each personality.  Cecelia was getting her sugar rush on and giggling over the concept of 4 girls drinking Veuve Cliquot and doing dating profiles. Ava got so into it, she got up with her laptop and bee lined for the door so she could finish up her profile at home.   Everyone parted happy with their evening and their new dating sites.  


LC was reviewing messages, when a good looking guy caught her eye.  They messaged briefly, and she asked why the mysterious profile....what did he do for a living, what did he do in his spare time, etc.  His response is about as shocking as they come.  LC could not make this up if she tried!!  He tells her he used to model for Doc Johnson sex toys and now does marketing.  LC's eye almost popped out of her head when she read that statement.  What the hell?  Ok, so she responds back wondering if this is some joke, and asking if it is gay porn or what kind of modeling this could be?  LC is dumbfounded and horrified equally.  His response. "Gay porn??? No. I used to model for women's sex toys. They would make a mold, a cast of my penis. Then, they would make a dildo, in my likeness. My "likeness" was a very popular item. Yes, I work for the Doc Johnson company, I'm in marketing. Anyway, thanks for being open minded and not pre-judging me. Take care"  


Just when you think life is dull or unexciting, someone comes around and shocks the hell out of you.  In LC's case, a potential good looking person to meet from this online site has suddenly shown her that there are plenty of careers out there that she was completely unaware of.  He can keep his "likeness"!