Crystal was all dolled up in a bright red dress
Long hair curled, high heels, and sure to impress
She had lots of drinks, but not much food
She was silly and fun and in a fantastic mood!
She looked fantastic, a real doll
She was all geared up to have a ball
She met a brown berry who was hot as hot
he pounded some drinks and sober he was not!
Somehow her little red dress sprang a tear!
her butt cheek exposed, some people did stare!
But Crystal didn't mind, she pulled on the rip
her little butt was seen as she took a sip....
of one drink too many, the girlie was sauced
Somehow, her inhibitions were lost!
Brown Berry threw her atop the bar
The bouncer decided they took it too far!!
