even rockin chicks get broken hearts

Even though, we are rockin chicks, we do have hearts and they can be trampled. Just when you think you are invincible, and cannot be stopped....a dagger comes out of left field and stabs you, bam! For some of us its easy to be confident, strong and fearless when it comes to work, facing steep mountains, whitewater rapids, presenting in front of a crowd, walking through a packed bar, wearing a short dress with 4 inch heels, or bicycling down a rocky slope. But, when it comes to matters of the heart, we realize how small, human, and vulnerable we may truly be. Alas, the need for rockin chicks we know to come and pick us up, dust us off, listen to us, feed us and help us get back on the horse again. Rockin Chicks are a force to be reckoned with, even when one member goes down with a broken heart.....

Cheating
Cheating (also called gulling) is an act of lying, deception, fraud, trickery, imposture, or imposition. Cheating characteristically is employed to create an unfair advantage, usually in one's own interest, and often at the expense of others

As we may assume, the motivation for women is sometimes different than the motivation for our male counterparts.....

Top ten reasons why women cheat
Revenge for your cheating
Exit strategy
Bedroom boredom
Your emotional withdrawal
Feeling neglected/ignored/underappreciated
Lack of intimacy
Revenge/payback for past wrongs
Self-esteem
Being the bad girl
Not enough sex
Top ten reasons why men cheat
You don't love her anymore
She doesn't turn you on anymore
Women let us
Your girlfriend is a nag
The opportunity was there
It boosts your ego
You can get away with it
It's challenging and exciting
She cheated on you
Your lady doesn't put out

Mimi and Ball Player Boy

there was once a girlie named Mimi
she wore short dresses by Tibi
she liked sports games and the players, too
she loved cheering on the baseball crew
age didn't matter, she loved them all
brown, short, white, young or tall
she would meet them in the strangest of places
airplanes, hospitals, and running races
on a trip out to a tropical island resort
she met a young baseball buck of sorts
sure enough he called, and wanted a piece
predictability with the jocks will never cease
she got her trophy baseball boy
he had an entourage to bring him joy
who knows if there will be a part two?
it may depend on need, hunger and balls of blue?
What really went down on the isle of fun?
no one will know, but Mimi won!

boys and cars

Why is it that boys think cars make them more attractive? Do they view it as an accessory like we view a supple leather handbag or a pair of platform pumps? Or is it merely an extension of their male-hood, something to make them harder, tougher, stronger, faster? hmmmm....

What they really ought to think about are the many things that girls really care about: shoes, ice cream, massages, romance, flowers, champagne, and random gestures of kindness are always nice, too.

Desperado

It is never a good idea to be desperate. No one plans these sorts of things. But it can sneak up on you and before you know it, a flagrant and blaring sign is pasted on your forehead, reading "DESPERADO". This deflects the opposite sex faster than a porsche carrera howling down the open road. Even when you are down on your luck, or when you feel yourself salivating at the thought of a naked body, pull yourself together already! Light some candles, put on some music, take care of yourself in any way that you need to and rid yourself of that damned desperation. then, put on your highest heels, your sassiest sense of confidence and get out there again. Only, this time you will have peeled the sign off your forehead!