Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Denise and the Trainer


Denise liked big guys who were cut and athletic.  She followed one home one evening, and left the door open.  In he went, off went the clothes, in went him, and then she heard a knock knock.  In came Trainer #2, his friend, ready for a hearty 3-some!  In he came, off came his clothes and soon Denise was wrapped up between 2 beefcakes, being fondled, touched, kissed and penetrated by both.  Although this was her first time with adventures of this nature, she just went with it.  She had quite a story to brag about with her friends later, leaving all of them gasping, mouths covered and quite in shock!

Tangled up love nest


Take the following scenario:  Bobby hooks up with Tizzy.  Tizzy crushes on Bobby, but Bobby is not interested in anything serious.  Time passes.  Then one day Tizzy meets Bobby's brother in a bar and tries to pursue him.  the only person in the equation that knows she tried for both is Tizzy. In the end, Tizzy did not end up with either.  Sometimes family and or friends may not realize that they in fact have hooked up or had relations with the same person, but it can happen in a small town or even a big city.  The most interesting part is the person who knew all along that they were drinking from the same trough and still went for it, figuring second best was still worth it?  Estelle and friends think that this is a little desperate, and a whole lot weird.  But, nevertheless, men and women alike still do this.  Why?
  
Hasn't anyone heard of the term "sloppy seconds"?  Estelle and girls think sloppy seconds are for gross, fat, very un-gorgeous kind of people and prefer to avoid those situations at all costs!  For those that are in these tangled up love nests and had no idea, Estelle likes to give you her condolences.  Truly, she is quite sorry.

Bentley Mama

Sometimes you run across a person that is memorable for one reason or another.  And you just cannot forget them.  During a recent bachelorette adventure, Estee met that very kind of person.  She was blond, full of energy, and not fearful of anything in the least.  She owned it.  She talked about wanting to drive up to the party in her Bentley, but dealing with the fact that she would have to take her Escalade instead with the 22 inch rims, sigh....that was so, second choice for her!  Her first choice wheels had been loaned out to the husband of said Bentley Mama.  And she was ok with him taking the Bentley for his boys night out.  Following that, a conversation ignited amongst the girls about Bentleys.  Who knew these girls knew anything about Bentleys?  Estee was clearly needing more high end automobile knowledge to hang with this posse!  As the evening, progressed, Bentley Mama became even more interesting.  She wore an animal print dress which fit her like a glove, she had more sparkles on her than the ladies of the red carpet, and her humor was as sharp as a knife.  She ensured we had good service, and that things were just right, all the while never forgetting to keep the fun meter on high.  Estee had a feeling that this Mama got what she wanted in life, and had fun along the way.  Even though, Estee was a far cry from this Bentley Mama, she did learn a few good pearls about life.  Don't be shy to ask for what you want--you just might get it.  Don't take crap from anyone, because you just don't have to!  And have fun, enjoy life and don't take anything too seriously!