How to score anyone you want every time

*These skills have been tested, and 99.9% of the time, these instructions will get you the boy that you want. Instructions must be followed closely for similar results.

1) Look around the room and locate the guy that makes your knees weak. Shoot high, don't hold back. Go for the best guy you can find so this chase is all the more rewarding when you score him.
2) You must make eye contact in order to proceed to the next steps. Try to coyly get his eye, by watching him, think sexy/devious thoughts to ensure that you have a certain look in your eyes. If your eyes meet long enough, smile slightly, just enough to make yourself approachable, but not enough to look too excited.
3) Continue this process for a while, ensuring to repeat the look, the smile, and all the while, think "confidence" when you are doing this. Imagine yourself standing there with a whip, and him beggin for mercy if you have to....whatever it takes, to make yourself regally confident and sexy all at the same time.
4) Take a walk past him, maintain some eye contact if you can, and position yourself so he has a nice view of you as you breeze by to the restroom. fling the hair for extra credit.
5) Continue giving him the eye, while laughing and chatting with friends so that he gets to see you looking happy and glamorous as well as sultry and saucy. Hold his eye just long enough that its slighly uncomfortable. Always position yourself in a good angle as well as in a perfect view of your prey.
6) Most of the time, you can get the prey to approach after all of this temptation that you have created. If so, enjoy your easy prey and continue to practice, as practice makes perfect.
7) If he does not approach, then grab your girls and relocate yourselves closer to him and his crew. Stand near them at the bar and open up more opportunity for conversation to arise with the prey.
8) If nothing happens, find something to comment on. For instance, "Wow look at that cougar over there, this is great people watching, isn't it?" Or "They sure pour strong drinks here, don't they? U gotta love that!" or something casual and easy like these examples. This usually does the trick and you are off to the races, in some form of conversation and you can hopefully take it from there.
9) If none of these work well, but you really don't want to let him get away, then just be bold, (extra bold) hand him your card, and tell him that he should call you sometime and see what happens. Why not, take a gamble.
10) Once you have the boy in your web, smile coyly, touch his shoulder to let him know there is interest and also to cop a quick feel on how his arms are doing.

Voila, these tactics have enable ladies to score the boy of their dreams many a time.....just remember its all about sexy eyes, a smile and confidence! Now go find some prey!

the 17 yr spread all in a weekend

Sometimes you just want variety. Sometimes you just need to experience extremes to figure out what you like best. Sometimes you wonder if aged is better?

The coug had a 17 year spread all in a single weekend. She enjoyed a night of making out, rolling around, snuggling and being kissed by a sweet, young buck just a mere 23 yrs of age. Then, a night later, she found herself being kissed on a rooftop deck by a strapping, handsome 41 yr old. they enjoyed making out later that evening. The question arises.....who is better? Is make out ability like fine wine, does it get better with age?

I think in ways its much like wine, you can discover a tasty young, and inexpensive bottle which is a pleasant surprise, while at the same time, enjoy an aged, vintage, italian red which is just a delight to the senses. Boys and their make out abilities are much the same. Now, we just need to determine which pairs best with cheese?

Didi in the Bungalow restroom

Didi was in NYC out on the town with Mimi and her male European room mate, who happened to be cute, charming and single. They were tossing back drinks at Soho House and then onto Bungalow 8. Didi had been flirting with him all night. She went to the restroom and just as she was pushing open the door, he appeared, pushed her back into the little restroom, and told her how he paid off the bathroom attendant so that they could have their little spontaneous affair. They immediately went at it, their bodies embracing as they bumped into walls in the tiny space. Didi all the while was thinking that this may top her list of unusual places for a make out session....and Mimi, still in the club, unaware of the wild restroom party inside Bungalow! Didi and her Euro boy toy ended up back at his place that night for a good romp and some fantastic memories for her to ponder when she is bored and lonely. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Can Girls call for Booty calls?

The infamous booty call: sometimes regretted terribly the next day. sometimes just what the doctor ordered. sometimes totally offensive. sometimes repulsive. sometimes a pleasant and fun surprise. but is it initiated mostly by the boys? Is it terrible for midnight to strike and a girl to make some calls to get someone to come over to play? Is it ok for girls to want booty calls or does that make them slutty? Guys do it all the time....they go searching late night, prowling, hungry and not the least bit selective at that hour. So, why can't girls just do the same without risking their reputation? Do you think Wilma or Betty ever got the urge when Fred and Barney were off gettin trashed at the waterbuffalo convention.....maybe, but they could not show us that juicy stuff!!

The art of the corral

Some girls have trouble balancing multiple boys....and for them, I believe it is a true shame. Sweet things....you have to collect boys like stamps and put them up in your very own "corral" of boys. Some are positioned in the back of the corral, some move right up to the forefront, and others lurk in the middle. But all get fed a little something to ensure they stick around. Some get special treats, and they are the "au current" superstar of the corral. The smart corral owners know that you don't dismiss corral members unless they really really foul something up, because there is some value in having them in and at least providing minimal maintenance to keep your herd strong. When you have a bad day, or you are feeling fat after downing some pizza, its a total pick me up to get a text from one of your corral members. Or if the corral member needs to fill in and be a date to a wedding, a party or even just come over to make out?! Needless to say, a girl with no corral is a lonely girl. Keeping the corral strong is the key to never having a dull moment. Keeping the corral strong is imperative for popularity upkeep and keeping the corral strong provides much fun! Now get out there and lasso some boys!

Quandries of Jimmy Choo vs. unattached man

If you could have a pair of Jimmy Choos bought for you on an average day, by surprise, and then get champagne in the store with the fun, fabulous, queen sales guy, all just to celebrate fabulous shoes and to make you feel special................wouldn't you be in heaven?

The Shoediva is in a quandry. See, this is how it goes....she has been courted for a year now by a very unattached, but sweet man "ShoeGod" who also happens to impart many fabulous gifts. She tries to tell him no, but he gets great joy out of providing these gifts and demands she keep them. Even though she can do what she wants and see whom she wants, she does have feelings for this ShoeGod, and enjoys seeing him. And the gifts are no problem either! Does she continue this secret affair and get more Jimmy Choos, Christian Louboutins or Manolos....or does she turn it off, knowing that it is what it is, while all the while knowing that this may be the end of the shoe gravy train? The agony!

Mafia Man...our own little Tony Soprano in the making

One quiet Sunday evening, Svea and Coug were heading out for some dinner in Gotham City. They went to a gastro pub of sorts, one that Gisele the supermodel enjoys from time to time when she craves a gourmet burger. They realize early on that a very good looking guy is seated all alone and there is an open table right beside him. Being proactive girls, they secure that very table and soon enough, the conversations begin.....small at first, but eventually they merge tables and decide to depart together for a drink across the street. The difference between this cute guy and the average ones we meet, is that this one is a legitimate tony soprano type. He is full on mafioso long island guy, in the sanitation business, with cousins calling his cell like crazy and doing business late on a Sunday night I might add, and full of stories. This young guy did not go to college, but is sticking with the family business. As scary and crazy as it is, there is an air of danger that Svea in particular enjoys. They flirt all night and discuss his world of mafia money and secret deals.......

forbidden fruit

We all know the story of the forbidden fruit. We may crave it, but we cannot have it. It can sometimes be the toughest feeling that you ever had to fight. It can feel overwhelming, but it can be overcome with some serious effort. Yet, it leaves you with a longing, and a feeling as if you will never find that piece of the puzzle, like you are missing something perpetually? The angst that comes from doing the right thing.


Have you met someone that was married or taken, and it is just crushing because you know there is an intense connection, amazing chemistry and a feeling that if only timing had been on your side, that you could have truly explored this person........well it happens and it torments you. the connection was made, it was obvious, and the sparks were there, attempting to be muffled by the cold weather, but still firing amidst the chill. eye contact intensifying through the night. Smiles exchanged. as much flirtation as allowed. both sides wanting to see what was there, but knowing it was just not possible. Agony.....ending in a G-rated cuddle, but pushing back intense feelings to go beyond that.....willpower at its greatest. In the end, both left wondering, both left feeling "something", both wishing maybe they had taken it farther and thrown caution to the winds and went for it. Both feeling like morals and conscience is likely the better answer. You know the saying, never say never.....well its a good one to keep in mind my girlfriends because one never knows what can come in life and keeping a thread of hope is kind of fun!

McDreamy of sorts

We all have our Dr. McDreamy......whether it is the one on TV, a real life handsome doctor you know in your town or simply a hot man you see but never speak to but fantasize about often. Lets just say, some people have had McDreamy in real life and it was pretty good I hear. Many want McDreamy, and the mysterious thing about McDreamy is you never know how many he has actually sampled? Because he is wanted by so many, he may just have had that many! So beware, with these types, you typically end up sharing. And I don't know about you, but sharing is for pre-school kids!

Superman underwear and cougar time

Once upon a time, 2 girls decide to escape the day to day grind to head to the mountain for some ski time. They were certainly enjoying the odds that the mountain provides, as there are far more boys present than girls....always a good thing. Lunch on the patio usually provides for some good boy watching. This time was no different. The two ski bunnies attracted some boys over to their table, and planned to meet them later that night. Fast forward to midnight: music bumping, grinding and dancing to the tunes, a few drinks under and feeling good, chemistry in the air........ Later that evening, neither of the girls wanted to go home empty handed...so they decided to have a private after party for their new finds. However, ski Bunny #1 was not prepared for what she was about to see! Upon entering the condo, she sees a guy race across the hall in red, super man underwear! It was streak of red lightening in the night! Apparently ski bunny #2 was having some superman action?! Ski Bunny #1 had a feeling it would be a memorable evening for all involved. Meanwhile, she was showing the ropes to the young lad who was her fantastic dance partner all night..... With a shrug of the shoulders, she decides she does not care what the rule books say and continues the young flirtation!