Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Duped?!#$*

As we ponder the new year, and a whole new opportunity to live a better, happier, healthier life....I think about the karma that will set in for those responsible for "Duping".  With far too many stories and examples of it in the past year both personally and from witnessing it occur to friends, its hard to imagine how the "Duper"s can live with themselves?

Duping can occur on many levels, but the core element of the act is so dishonest and cowardly that it makes me cringe! Perhaps in the essence of relinquishing the past and moving forward, we can compile a wish list of potential karma-kickers for these "Dupers"!
1.  For the Duper who liked to act like Romeo when he knew he was in hot water, and an irresponsible child the next moment.  May the web of lies and sketchy behavior swirl around your head this year, making you see how it feels to be on the other end of that stick!
2.  For the all around nice guy "pinner Duper" who put on such a stellar show of sweetness and perfection....all too suddenly to come crashing down when he showed his true colors symbolic of the cowardly lion even worse, may your little hairs fall out sooner than later.  ha!
3.  For the intense, deep ski town Duper who held promise for more, fell off the planet entirely and ended up 9 months later with a mysterious child....may the diapers smell worse than imagined!
4.  For the dating site dupers who claim to be rico suave in a nutshell, but possibly are a fat, creepy bald man trying to ruin the world....may you be locked in a virtual world forever never breaking free.
5.  For the east coast duper who is confused on life and cannot figure out how to email a reply, may his email skills continue to be squandered and you lead a life of GTL Jersey style....
If you are interested, just say so.  If you have a date and decide there is no chemistry, let the person know.  Being straightforward is never a bad thing, and its something the dupers need to learn.  Duping is all around bad karma, and sorry, but we just aren't wishing them well!

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