Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Cougalicious


While cougars have gotten a bad rap recently, one mustn't overlook the benefits of a prime cougar.  While they may have a bit more mileage than the young starlets on the scene running around in their short shorts, there are obvious advantages of sacking up with a cougar.
1.  They have years of experience
2.  Their sex drive is usually pretty high and they are comfortable with themselves
3.  Many times, their body has settled into an attractive beacon of beauty...(no college beer tummies, if they had children...they are fit again, and in general, things fall into place at this age)
4.  They may buy you drinks for a change
5.  They aren't looking for a sugar daddy
6.  There will certainly be interesting conversation
7.  Who doesn't like to be chased every now and then?
8.  They may let you drive their nice car
9.  They are not looking to have babies
10. The sound of purring can be nice
Women of all ages have their benefits, but in the name of cougars everywhere, I think they deserve a break.  If you feel like sampling some cougar meat, go on, enjoy.  

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