As she swiftly booted him from her apartment that night, the words kept replaying in her head "Suck my Balls!" What would possess a man to yell that out just as an orgasm is about to take place. Is that supposed to be a turn on? Exciting? Sexy? Appealing? Did he intend that as a command or just a fantasy moment? Do you think this character really wanted her to quickly disengage and crawl down there to suck on those things? One may never know. The man was so embarrassed, she had to reassure him about his random, bizarre orgasmic yelp and tell him not to worry about it.
As Aubrey thought more, she realized that this character had a lot to worry about. The conversation at dinner was less than enticing, then she took him home to repair her computer virus and soon realized that she needed sex more than she needed to truly feel attracted to this man. So she asked him if he wanted to have sex, and sure enough, even though it was completely out of left field, he said yes. As they head to her bedroom, she whips out 3 condom choices, describing the differences and benefits. Hoping for a satisfying and pleasurable experience in the most carnal of ways, they undressed and proceeded to embark upon the act. She could barely feel anything, not because he was small, but because he was semi-flacid. This was REALLY not going well. Eventually when things finally got going, she was at least hopeful for some pleasure from the awkward date: low and behold, the man ends yelling out 3 disgusting words. Once it was said, it was said and nothing good could come from that. Still perplexed about why this man was inspired to yell that out at the pinnacle of their moment, she realizes that the single life has a lot of crap in store. Sigh, and on to the next!
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