Sunday, December 21, 2008
Sexi Plexi
Sometimes the desire to be naughty simply outweighs the nice! GG and CJ were having the time of their life, enjoying some days off and drowning in romance. Being out of town can be fun in more ways than one: The thrill of being unknown, the desire to do things outside the norm of daily life and the dangerous, but tempting risk to be seen, or caught. They found a desserted stretch of coastline, and eagerly went exploring. GG was overwhelmed with an urge to undress and be naughty on this private beach. Slyly, she removed her top from under her coat, only to flash CJ when he came around the bend. The ocean breezes, crashing waves and naked breasts got them both aroused. The danger of someone finding them weighed upon CJ as he kissed her body. But, he too, was enjoying his heart racing in this passionate moment. Then....a sound, and as CJ was kissing her breast, she looked up to see a person watching the sexi plexi act. Just as it was exciting to have a voyeur, they caved to nervousness and dressed, blushed and quickly sprinted back to the car. That was the end of sexi plexi, but the heat of the moment will not be forgotton!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
dumb girl + smooth operator
We have seen it before....dumb, naiive girl, and older, smooth, creepy successful man. The scene is too familiar and we have all heard the stories. She loves the attention, he makes her feel like a beauty queen, like a diva, like a star.....and thinks she is soooo special. But really, its the same lines the smooth operator has used hundreds of times before. She flocks to him likes bees on honey. stupid girl.....she will end up used up like a piece of gum!
Monday, December 1, 2008
Dirty Girl
Prim by day, naughty by night, the business girl craved the dirty world!
She knew it was all fantasy, but the craving ran deep!
So she acted on the craving, and signed up for devious world of pole dancing class. There she learned skills such as lap dances, pole spins, booty grinding, sexy walking, "heavy hair", how to undress, how to dance in tall clear heels or platform boots, and how to crawl across the floor to get men all hot and heavy. She wonders if her new skill set will ever pay off? Will someone want to see the skills? Will someone be entertained and urge her to learn more circus tricks?
She knew it was all fantasy, but the craving ran deep!
So she acted on the craving, and signed up for devious world of pole dancing class. There she learned skills such as lap dances, pole spins, booty grinding, sexy walking, "heavy hair", how to undress, how to dance in tall clear heels or platform boots, and how to crawl across the floor to get men all hot and heavy. She wonders if her new skill set will ever pay off? Will someone want to see the skills? Will someone be entertained and urge her to learn more circus tricks?
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Corral and mental morale
From time to time we must remind friends about the importance of the corral. It can provide ample distraction from a person that you are liking too much. It can give you the needed dose of sexual attention when you cannot get it otherwise. It can be a confidence booster which benefits people in so many ways. And if you are single, its the way the world should simply work.
Seeker was newly single, and dipping in the corral concept. He had a regular coug that sampled his goods. But she liked him quite a bit. So he decided to keep things open and play with a young 22 year old diva who wanted a piece of Seeker's sexy ways. He brought home waitresses from the bars he frequented, young girls he picked up at the very same spots, and familiar faces who who basically come over at the drop of a hat. He was getting his corral on, as one would say.
Didi had experienced some crash and burns recently, her heart a bit fragile, and yet her sexual needs peaking....she decided to forgo any thought, throw logic to the wind, and go for something tricky....she wanted to play with Seeker even though she knew he was not in any state for anything serious. Neither cared at the moment, and wine by the fire created an ambiance of romance. They rolled around and made out and allowed themselves some sexual fun without the act of sex itself. they decided to leave something for later.....
But Didi needed a corral, because she liked Seeker and Seeker liked her also but the reality was that the timing was way off. She needed a distraction. So she got a few boys in the mix, one to kiss, and one to date, and she struggled with keeping an interesting base in her corral. Whats a girl to do?
Seeker was newly single, and dipping in the corral concept. He had a regular coug that sampled his goods. But she liked him quite a bit. So he decided to keep things open and play with a young 22 year old diva who wanted a piece of Seeker's sexy ways. He brought home waitresses from the bars he frequented, young girls he picked up at the very same spots, and familiar faces who who basically come over at the drop of a hat. He was getting his corral on, as one would say.
Didi had experienced some crash and burns recently, her heart a bit fragile, and yet her sexual needs peaking....she decided to forgo any thought, throw logic to the wind, and go for something tricky....she wanted to play with Seeker even though she knew he was not in any state for anything serious. Neither cared at the moment, and wine by the fire created an ambiance of romance. They rolled around and made out and allowed themselves some sexual fun without the act of sex itself. they decided to leave something for later.....
But Didi needed a corral, because she liked Seeker and Seeker liked her also but the reality was that the timing was way off. She needed a distraction. So she got a few boys in the mix, one to kiss, and one to date, and she struggled with keeping an interesting base in her corral. Whats a girl to do?
Passionate Reuniting
After a week of being away, Lola and CJ were finally back together. They had longed for one another while the distance parted them. Does absence make the sex get stronger....or the heart get fonder? Semantics really....it does both she contemplates.
With built up tension, and sexual desire, they unleashed their passions. A few hours later, they decided that they needed to do it all over again to satisfy their hunger for one another.
Lola just feels like she is getting stirred up for more love and sex, can't wait until CJ gets homes!
With built up tension, and sexual desire, they unleashed their passions. A few hours later, they decided that they needed to do it all over again to satisfy their hunger for one another.
Lola just feels like she is getting stirred up for more love and sex, can't wait until CJ gets homes!
The Real Coug Strikes
Acrobat Girl was out of town, so her newly single male friend was going to stay and watch the house while she was away. She felt relieved to know her house would be watched over. But in the back of her mind, she knew that there would be some wild parties, some hook ups and some living room sex potentially going down while she was away. Her only instructions....do not drink my good wine house-sitter boy!
That being said, she did not forewarn about the real cougar dwelling just a few houses away! Real Cougar made every attempt to come over and help walk the dog, hoping to steal a view of house sitter boy's naked bottom....or maybe more. She snuck in early and to her avail, never a peek! But she did see a red stilletto heel, some pantyhose strewn over the couch, and clothes all over the living room, so she knew that house sitter boy was getting some lovin the night before. She boldly provided an invitation if he was ever lonely to come down and sample some cougar love. House sitter boy was haunted with the idea of going for it with the Real Cougar and having that experience of the older woman, and the fear of really doing something so bold. For now, this is to be continued................
Monday, October 20, 2008
Landmark bathroom
This is a tale of a guest star boy who just happens to know the Rockin Chicks....scandal and smooches are not just left for the chicks we know and love, but apparently our male friends are catching on. Guest Star Boy had a nice life, a girl with a ring, a sweet little future. All was prim and proper and life was good. But was life boring? perhaps! One evening with the little lady at home sleeping in her pearls and rock on the finger, he stepped out to sample the flavor at the bars just blocks away. He saw something he liked, and though he fought temptation, he just could not say no as they made their way into the upstairs bathroom at Landmark, only for lips to meet and a sin to be had. Little pearl sleeps at home while Guest Star is misbehaving in a stall! Whats next?
Friday, October 17, 2008
Naughty Nicolita
A saucy dark haired female had a tough day at work, so she sat down on the leather stool in the darkly lit bar, ordered a martini, extra dirty and crossed her legs with a sigh. She took a sip, closed her eyes and she could feel her troubles slipping away. She sipped some more and over the glass her eyes scanned the room. She noticed the sexy well dressed man with eyes fixated on her. One side of her mouth raised and she gave him half of a smile and she quickly looked down. 3 Martinis later, Naughty Nicolita had made a new admirer. She decided to accept the invitation from the mysterious, edgy man who was nothing less than gorgeous. The next day, she threw caution to the wind and packed her bag for the Amalfi Coast. She filled it with My Nicolita bikinis, a pair of beachy wedges, some sexy lingerie, her silk robe, a few strappy dresses and her most glamorous sunglasses. She was ready for the sinful and romantic weekend in Southern Italy with this hot, fit, bold new lover. She could feel the sunshine on her face already as they basked in the sun sipping martinis...........
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
How many is too much?
While on vacation, Eliza feels swept away in the moment. She loves the mystique of being in a new city. She loves the sense of feeling like someone else. She loves the attention, the attraction and the excitement! She gets carried away..........one night, two nights, 3 nights and 4. Each night, a new boy. She loves being touched, kissed and pleasured by all of these handsome gentlemen. Eliza took the city by storm, she played, she layed and she felt so fulfilled. Yippeee for boy filled vacations............the tales and antics of Rockin Chicks lives on
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
struggles and strife
Tutu was in a bind. She liked the boy, but he had a girlfriend. Their bond was growing, emotions building with each visit, and ultimately even though they did not plan it, they were smack dab in the middle of a relationship. Though, not officially, legally or tecnicially speaking.....it sure felt like a relationship to Tutu and probably to Mr. HM as well. "But the sex is soooo good!" shrieked Tutu as she justified the illegitimate lovefest. Well sometimes you just gotta go with the animal instincts and get wild, fulfill your fantasies and hope the fall out downstream is tolerable? or Should Tutu cut it off, eliminate this toxic situation, even though it has its serious perks complete with a cute, fun, fabulous man, and make herself more available to eager, unattached young bachelors out there?? What shall she do??
Sex sprees
Tibi went away to a glamorous place, where she was far away from friends and boys back home. She took full advantage. What did she do? She was a kissing bandit, with multiple lips in 1 night. She went home with a new boy every night but 1, so 4 boys in 5 days. She got to be the fixture of much attention, kissing, petting, and sexual pleasures. Is it so wrong to spread the love? When you are away, far from home and the opportunity arises, take advantage. Maximize the fun, the experience and certainly make as many new friends as possible!
Just make sure when you run around in different boys beds that you are not leaving any surprises behind!
Sunday, August 10, 2008
young bucks
Saturday, August 9, 2008
2 much
"Sometimes too much action can just be too rough!"
ShoeDiva yelped as she said enough was enough!
Her boy toy had visited and left her all sore
lots of romance and action, he was never a bore
He met her friend Titi and bought the girls drinks
He was charming and sweet, and garnered a wink
ShoeDiva had her serving and then had some more
of the boytoy flavor, from the bed to the floor!
ShoeDiva yelped as she said enough was enough!
Her boy toy had visited and left her all sore
lots of romance and action, he was never a bore
He met her friend Titi and bought the girls drinks
He was charming and sweet, and garnered a wink
ShoeDiva had her serving and then had some more
of the boytoy flavor, from the bed to the floor!
Gettin Cheeky
Crystal was all dolled up in a bright red dress
Long hair curled, high heels, and sure to impress
She had lots of drinks, but not much food
She was silly and fun and in a fantastic mood!
She looked fantastic, a real doll
She was all geared up to have a ball
She met a brown berry who was hot as hot
he pounded some drinks and sober he was not!
Somehow her little red dress sprang a tear!
her butt cheek exposed, some people did stare!
But Crystal didn't mind, she pulled on the rip
her little butt was seen as she took a sip....
of one drink too many, the girlie was sauced
Somehow, her inhibitions were lost!
Brown Berry threw her atop the bar
The bouncer decided they took it too far!!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Law Enforcement
Svea had a longing for law and order
She wanted to be frisked in the corridor
She like the power and authority of the cop
She liked the sirens and the gun that goes pop
She felt devious, protected and certainly safe
she had her cop and he had his waif
They had secret love just in the start
hiding it from the guy with the grocery cart
soon she ditched Mr. grocery boy
leaving him for her new cop toy
I think they use handcuffs to liven things up
He turns on the sirens and things just erupt!
She wanted to be frisked in the corridor
She like the power and authority of the cop
She liked the sirens and the gun that goes pop
She felt devious, protected and certainly safe
she had her cop and he had his waif
They had secret love just in the start
hiding it from the guy with the grocery cart
soon she ditched Mr. grocery boy
leaving him for her new cop toy
I think they use handcuffs to liven things up
He turns on the sirens and things just erupt!
Sissy in Buenos Aires
There once was a diva named sissy....
she was quite a hot little missy!
She had a gorgeous smile the size of the sea,
She looks like Sharon Stone to a tee!
She found herself immersed in a cloud of men,
down in South America, the land of zen.
dark, gorgeous, mysterious men all around,
love, lust, steak and romance were all abound!
She found a lover, she landed on his lap,
they had crazy passion, all over the map!
the language was tough, no one could talk,
but they sure could get that bed to rock!
While down in Argentina, she injured her limb,
She flirted, she flashed and pranced on a whim.
She left that country happy as can be!
Who needs the land of the free?
she was quite a hot little missy!
She had a gorgeous smile the size of the sea,
She looks like Sharon Stone to a tee!
She found herself immersed in a cloud of men,
down in South America, the land of zen.
dark, gorgeous, mysterious men all around,
love, lust, steak and romance were all abound!
She found a lover, she landed on his lap,
they had crazy passion, all over the map!
the language was tough, no one could talk,
but they sure could get that bed to rock!
While down in Argentina, she injured her limb,
She flirted, she flashed and pranced on a whim.
She left that country happy as can be!
Who needs the land of the free?
Green with Envy
We have all heard the term "green with envy" and most of us ladies have experienced it at one time or another. Envy, Jealousy, betrayal are all ugly-fying traits....ladies, these make you look ugly, nasty, old and icky. We certainly don't need these things negating all of the efforts we make to look young, happy and beautiful. So, resist the temptation to be green with envy, and resist the temptation to be cruel to a friend or even a stranger. It will only make you ugly!
Monday, July 21, 2008
condom-mania
In a world of much needed improved safety, are girls supposed to purchase the rubbers?
Is it expected, courteous, obnoxious, slutty, represent good planning or over assumption?
Is it equally as horrendous if the guy brings 3-4 condoms with him on a first date? Or is that a good sign that he believes safety is important and does not ever go without?
As young dating, fabulous females, these are the things that we must face. Be it sad, be it semi-disgusting, be it whatever you want to say about it, its the hard, cold reality. And we must be well equipped and we must be savvy.
First of all, guys do like the ones that have extra sensitivity, whether or not its false advertising. Some of the rockin chicks think a girl should have a secret stash somewhere in the house not easily found by family members, or the guys themselves when they go into rubber search mode. They can actually almost sniff them out....so beware. You don't want to be the chick with a whole box full of rubber goodies. But having 1-2 of them hidden may prove to be the best thing you ever did! Now, run off and be safe.
Corral maintenance
We have discussed corral building, the importance of having your herd around to ensure there is never a lonely night, a dull moment or an excessive dry spell. However, even more important as collecting herd members is maintaining those in the corral. We must weed them out from time to time if they break the rules or get too testy. We must continually feed and water them to keep them alive and happy. We must visit them from time to time to keep them coming back. And finally we must always evaluate the entire corral to ensure we have a nice, quality herd with those in the forefront, those in the wings and potentially even a front runner.
Trixie had a major corral cleansing moment....that required much attention. The herd had gotten into some problems and some were lost. As she reflected about the loss of Lips#2, and Mr. Aged Wine, her supposed front runner....she realized that she could easily pick up the pieces and rebuild her corral. And that is exactly what she did. Even though she mourned the loss of her front runner (this was a tough loss), she knows she will find even better members soon.
She has added a french herdsman, with all of the charms of a foreigner with the accent, the romance and a fresh addition to the Cali dating scene. She has a few select young bucks newly added, all hot, built fabulously, no fat layers, all muscle and beautiful little specimens to toy with. Trixie is tired from all of the management of the corral but knows she will gain all of the rewards!
jealous biotches
As fabulous, rockin chicks we do run across the envious, insecure, judgemental kind of females that stare just a little too long, or even give you the once over from head to foot (bad manners!) and we all know what type of girl they are. They are the jealous biotches of the world. They hate us! They have no real reason to hate, but we give them a pit in their stomach kind of angst, we make them second guess, we make them get all pinched up and intimidated and icky. We don't want to sound like egotistical, raging biotches ourselves.....we just want to have fun, we love our friends, we love meeting new people, we are secure with ourselves and love our lives. We are fun maximizers as my good friend, Teeny has so eloquently coined our charms. We maximize opportunities and we maximize fun whereever we go and whenever we can.
Lately we have run across a few jealous biotches who take, take, take or talk, talk, talk, talk. Just know that karma does bite and the nasty things that you do will come back around....it always does. (wicked witch of the west laugh fading in the distance..............)
Avoid boys sitting down
(this does not represent a hot guy on a stool, but he merely is filling in to set the example here)
A very wise friend once told me to always avoid boys, no matter how amazingly good looking they are, or how flirtacious that they become if they are seated. And its so obvious now.....because they can look good, be fun, charming and interesting but when they hop off that stool.....they can be SHORT!! And short is no good. Nope, short just does not work my girlfriends. and they can actually be really short, like you are looking down on them, quasi-midget land status, where you actually feel kinda sorry for them kind of height. And that just sucks royally if you have spent an entire evening talking to them, buttering them up, and wasting quality conversation on them just to find out that they don't fit the height requirement. Maybe we should have that little height requirement sign like the Theme Parks have, so that all the guys have to walk by it on the way to the bathroom and you can easily tell who passes the "we don't want midgets" test. Now, that would be genious??
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
3 lips in 24 hours
Sometimes things happen in 3 s. For Trixie, this was the case. Cloaked in a strategically sexy dress, hand texting wildly to all of her boys, and a clear cocktail in the other paw, she was setting herself up for an active 24 hours. The first target was a mysterious dark haired gentleman in blue. She had eyed him all night. He was tall, well dressed, nice hair, sexy smile and represented the whole package. A few hours later, with the help of a very cute, chiseled wing man she was laughing, chatting and getting to know this mystery man at the bar. At the close of the evening, he gave her a ride home in his very fancy car, and walked her to the door and kissed her under the moon and the stars. This accounts for lips #1
Meanwhile, Trixie was getting text messages from Brad, the fallen angel, who wanted to meet up all night. She did not know what to anticipate from his godly ways. considering her stomach was growling post kiss with lips #1 , she figured that he could take her to get some food! So a few minutes later, Brad pulls up, she runs out and hops in his truck and off they go to find some food at 2:30am. The expert that he is, he finds a great spot and they enjoy some yummy breakfast croissants filled with eggs, bacon and cheese. After digesting, they end up entangled on the couch making out, in what was quickly becoming hot. This fallen angel was not as pure as he she had imagined! He pushes to move to the bedroom, where her frock is ripped off, as is his shirt and later his huge belt, and even later he starts pulling his jeans off.....she did not initiate that part for the record. They make out half the night until the sun starts rising and they realize they need to close their eyes for a while to get some much needed sleep. They lay half naked, snuggled in her bed for a few hours until he gets up to depart. This is lips #2: the Fallen Angel
After another hour of sleep on her own, Trixie awakens and readies herself for a few hours at the beach with her pal. While there, she gets text messages from Mr. Aged Wine who is comin to town. He says he cannot wait another day to see her, so she is excited and giddy! She wears another flirty frock and pretties herself for the date. He arrives in his shiny SUV and they jet off to her favorite spot. They have a wonderful evening of banter, heartfelt discussion and flirtation. Once home, he grabs her and kisses her passionately as she is trying to pour their nightcaps. Later, clothes torn off, he kisses her again and cloaks her with compliments and sweetness, she melts. They have a passionate and sexy evening, and she is sad to see him go. This is lips #3
The lesson of the story is things do happen in 3 s sometimes and when its this good, 3 strikes you're out could have a whole other conitation. Trixie was out, and ready to rest and think of her 3 lips!
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Yacht or Not?
The Rockin Chicks wanted to find a boy with a boat as the July 4th holiday is approaching and they thought it would be fantastic to be basking on a yacht in the ocean, drinking cocktails, waving to the other boats, listening to music and feeling spectacular. So they went out with that goal in mind. They chose bars which were adjacent to the water where lots and lots of boats are parked to even further increase odds of finding a good boat owner worthy of these lovely ladies. Spotted....a young, well built guy cleaning his boat. He was taking such pride in wiping down every surface meticulously, scrubbing, cleaning......and the girls watched from the windows above at the bar. The coug was smashed up against the glass trying to determine his age and if he was indeed hot. He appeared so from the distance, so off she hopped from her stool and dashed out of the bar. She tried one direction and found no entrance to get down to the docks. So she went around the back, and faced a locked door leading to the docks. With no other options, dejected she went back to her friends in the bar. "Nice effort", they told her. They continued to watch the hot, young gent make the final touches on his boat and then , without warning, a girl appears from the cabin! Phew, good thing that gate was locked......or the coug could have made herself into a fool trying to pick up the boat boy with a girlfriend down below in the hull. I guess she could have always knocked her off into the cold harbor water?!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
keep a sock on it
Mr. Beefcake was young and hot and liked to look good. Ms. E knew he was a hot piece of meat, but realized the boy was not the sharpest tool in the shed, nor was he saving for the future. Nevertheless, she enjoyed their romps and was planning on continuing to play with him for a while more at least. One evening he told his lady, Ms. E about his tanning experience. He was describing details of how burnt his bum had become.....shocked, she asked, "you go naked in there?" and he said, "yeah babe, I don't want tan lines." She ponders for a moment, still staring at his perfect chest, and proceeds to ask, "well what about that," pointing to his manhood. He says, "Oh, I put a sock on it." Simple enough! Who said the beefcake was not smart??
pinnacle of hotel sex
The saucy shoediva had devious thoughts brewing in her head as she pondered the evening activities. You could cut the sexual tension with a steak knife, and it had been increasing for a few weeks between these two. Although Mr. Spice had a serious girlfriend, he felt a strong attraction to the shoediva and just a matter of time before he would stray. Tonight they both were nervous as this could mark the evening where they both decide to take their sexual frustration to a whole new level, or platform.....or stilleto?! During the course of the evening, they eyed each other through the crowd, yet maintaining their composure. Yet, once back in his hotel room, their hearts beat nervously through their chests like teenagers doing this for the first time. They were breathing hard as they undressed each other and then, like wild animals the shoedive and Mr. Spice made passionate hotel room love multiple times. The energy was intense, raw and exciting, and just as she was getting up to get dressed, he pulled her back for more. Another round of hotel room action. Finally, exhausted and satisfied, she had gotten just what she came for....she dressed, put on her saucy heels and pranced on out of the room on the 16th floor and down to valet to pick up her car. She had gotten Mr. Spice to stray and was it well worth it indeed!
Monday, June 9, 2008
the one everyone wants
The coug knows a good opportunity when she sees it: a chance to be with the one that everyone wants, a boy that lots of girls think is a hottie, many lust after and gets stares from girls on the street, well of course she wants to sample this! she must, she does not like taking no for an answer and having this hot piece of meat would certainly brighten her day. She followed the instructions on how to score any boy you want, (see older posts pleeeze) just like a recipe, step by step and it worked out ever so well. More proof that anyone can score the boy they seek if they put their mind to it. Ladies, sometimes these things almost become too easy, and we all know how fun the chase is......so just hope these boys we are after provide some good chasing or else it really does make things less erotic, less exciting and less enticing. back to the boy that everyone thinks is a hottie...well the coug got him. she got him good. easier than she thought and now he is in her web for playdates whenever they both are feeling it. She enjoyed his chiseled chest, big strong arms and the stigma that he is not truly available, its the best situation ever. They can never be.....but they can surely play and enjoy a life of fantasy and fiction!
Didi reigns the bachelor party
Didi and her crew of rockin chicks came upon a group of cute and wild gents while hittin the slopes one fine winter day. there were some hotties in the bunch, and all the girls were pickin their boys for later that evening. they rode hard, snow sprinkles flyin, electricity in the air and certainly some hook ups in the forecast. later that evening the girls spotted their bachelor party crew of cuties at the local watering hole, where the tunes were jammin, the lighting was kind and the liquor was being dished out generously. They instantly meshed, dancing, laughing, smiling, teasing, flirting, drinking, gettin low, shakin it, eyes meetin eyes, grabbin hips, hugs, and even kisses. Didi was creating quite the following, she had a few admirers this evening. The brave one stepped up early and soon enough was dancing, grinding and kissing on Didi, and was he ever the hottie? tall, grey eyes, fabulous smile, nice hair, and totally fun....such a score for Didi. Meanwhile Cici was sandwiched between the rough and tumble rebel and a few other bachelor members here and there, all the while, she was keeping an eye on the "taken one" with whom she had an electric connection with.......ah, sign the pain of frustration. Later as the tunes slowed, the ladies piled into a car, girls on laps, boys smashed in trunks, boys on laps, everyone in good spirits and the energy high. The girls arrive at bachelor party central to be intermixed in the games, the antics and the fun. There, Didi discovers perhaps that she had overlooked a real contender....G-man was sassy, edgy, tall, cute and she felt the chemistry brewing. Didi was caught in a dilema now because she had bachelor #1 all hugs, hands and kisses blanketing her like the heavy snow outside, and this new sassy contender using every open chance to flirt and send Didi the clear signals that he was interested in this lovely lass. What to do? Well what any smart girl would do, why choose when you can sample both? So she did just that. She made out with both bright bachelor party contenders that evening, leaving quite a trail of broken hearts and tales for the boys to share.................
Thursday, June 5, 2008
2 Hotties and a W hotel room
Cici had on a sassy black dress during her night on the town, hoping to get some action with McDreamy boy....she lured him up to her room, lights on dim, champagne on ice, W soundtrack gently playing a hypnotic beat, she senses his nervousness. They sit, she pounces, no time to waste. She kisses and licks his neck, and realizes that there is no real reciprocation. She stops, she pauses some more and says, WTF?? He feels guilt. Guilt that there is no need to explain. He says he wants to f*$# her all night long but must stop himself. She tells him to go. Door closes and he is gone. She texts her back up boy, he replies instantly. He arrives at the door minutes later and she takes him into her bed and they make out well into the morning hours....
skinny jeans hampering the heat in the bedroom?
What do you do when you are enthralled in hot and heavy make out time and the male is trying to tug your pants off and they are such skinny jeans that they get all stuck at the ankles?Eliza was plagued with this moment which felt like hours the other evening when in a make out session around 3 am with a hot mystery boy. Her lovely black skinnies were nearly leggings, and ended up getting stuck around the ankles, leaving her looking less than graceful as she had to reach up and try to help the mystery male free herself from these torture devices that we call fashion! They both tugged at the jeans, Eliza almost falling off the bed at this point.........and finally she was free. But seriously, now I know why Guess created those weird little ankle zippers?! It all makes sense now. Eliza wondered if she could find some vintage Guess to alleviate this problem in the future and to minimize the embarrassment of being stuck in your skinnies?!
Monday, May 26, 2008
How to score anyone you want every time
*These skills have been tested, and 99.9% of the time, these instructions will get you the boy that you want. Instructions must be followed closely for similar results.
1) Look around the room and locate the guy that makes your knees weak. Shoot high, don't hold back. Go for the best guy you can find so this chase is all the more rewarding when you score him.
2) You must make eye contact in order to proceed to the next steps. Try to coyly get his eye, by watching him, think sexy/devious thoughts to ensure that you have a certain look in your eyes. If your eyes meet long enough, smile slightly, just enough to make yourself approachable, but not enough to look too excited.
3) Continue this process for a while, ensuring to repeat the look, the smile, and all the while, think "confidence" when you are doing this. Imagine yourself standing there with a whip, and him beggin for mercy if you have to....whatever it takes, to make yourself regally confident and sexy all at the same time.
4) Take a walk past him, maintain some eye contact if you can, and position yourself so he has a nice view of you as you breeze by to the restroom. fling the hair for extra credit.
5) Continue giving him the eye, while laughing and chatting with friends so that he gets to see you looking happy and glamorous as well as sultry and saucy. Hold his eye just long enough that its slighly uncomfortable. Always position yourself in a good angle as well as in a perfect view of your prey.
6) Most of the time, you can get the prey to approach after all of this temptation that you have created. If so, enjoy your easy prey and continue to practice, as practice makes perfect.
7) If he does not approach, then grab your girls and relocate yourselves closer to him and his crew. Stand near them at the bar and open up more opportunity for conversation to arise with the prey.
8) If nothing happens, find something to comment on. For instance, "Wow look at that cougar over there, this is great people watching, isn't it?" Or "They sure pour strong drinks here, don't they? U gotta love that!" or something casual and easy like these examples. This usually does the trick and you are off to the races, in some form of conversation and you can hopefully take it from there.
9) If none of these work well, but you really don't want to let him get away, then just be bold, (extra bold) hand him your card, and tell him that he should call you sometime and see what happens. Why not, take a gamble.
10) Once you have the boy in your web, smile coyly, touch his shoulder to let him know there is interest and also to cop a quick feel on how his arms are doing.
Voila, these tactics have enable ladies to score the boy of their dreams many a time.....just remember its all about sexy eyes, a smile and confidence! Now go find some prey!
1) Look around the room and locate the guy that makes your knees weak. Shoot high, don't hold back. Go for the best guy you can find so this chase is all the more rewarding when you score him.
2) You must make eye contact in order to proceed to the next steps. Try to coyly get his eye, by watching him, think sexy/devious thoughts to ensure that you have a certain look in your eyes. If your eyes meet long enough, smile slightly, just enough to make yourself approachable, but not enough to look too excited.
3) Continue this process for a while, ensuring to repeat the look, the smile, and all the while, think "confidence" when you are doing this. Imagine yourself standing there with a whip, and him beggin for mercy if you have to....whatever it takes, to make yourself regally confident and sexy all at the same time.
4) Take a walk past him, maintain some eye contact if you can, and position yourself so he has a nice view of you as you breeze by to the restroom. fling the hair for extra credit.
5) Continue giving him the eye, while laughing and chatting with friends so that he gets to see you looking happy and glamorous as well as sultry and saucy. Hold his eye just long enough that its slighly uncomfortable. Always position yourself in a good angle as well as in a perfect view of your prey.
6) Most of the time, you can get the prey to approach after all of this temptation that you have created. If so, enjoy your easy prey and continue to practice, as practice makes perfect.
7) If he does not approach, then grab your girls and relocate yourselves closer to him and his crew. Stand near them at the bar and open up more opportunity for conversation to arise with the prey.
8) If nothing happens, find something to comment on. For instance, "Wow look at that cougar over there, this is great people watching, isn't it?" Or "They sure pour strong drinks here, don't they? U gotta love that!" or something casual and easy like these examples. This usually does the trick and you are off to the races, in some form of conversation and you can hopefully take it from there.
9) If none of these work well, but you really don't want to let him get away, then just be bold, (extra bold) hand him your card, and tell him that he should call you sometime and see what happens. Why not, take a gamble.
10) Once you have the boy in your web, smile coyly, touch his shoulder to let him know there is interest and also to cop a quick feel on how his arms are doing.
Voila, these tactics have enable ladies to score the boy of their dreams many a time.....just remember its all about sexy eyes, a smile and confidence! Now go find some prey!
Sunday, May 25, 2008
the 17 yr spread all in a weekend
Sometimes you just want variety. Sometimes you just need to experience extremes to figure out what you like best. Sometimes you wonder if aged is better?
The coug had a 17 year spread all in a single weekend. She enjoyed a night of making out, rolling around, snuggling and being kissed by a sweet, young buck just a mere 23 yrs of age. Then, a night later, she found herself being kissed on a rooftop deck by a strapping, handsome 41 yr old. they enjoyed making out later that evening. The question arises.....who is better? Is make out ability like fine wine, does it get better with age?
I think in ways its much like wine, you can discover a tasty young, and inexpensive bottle which is a pleasant surprise, while at the same time, enjoy an aged, vintage, italian red which is just a delight to the senses. Boys and their make out abilities are much the same. Now, we just need to determine which pairs best with cheese?
Didi in the Bungalow restroom
Didi was in NYC out on the town with Mimi and her male European room mate, who happened to be cute, charming and single. They were tossing back drinks at Soho House and then onto Bungalow 8. Didi had been flirting with him all night. She went to the restroom and just as she was pushing open the door, he appeared, pushed her back into the little restroom, and told her how he paid off the bathroom attendant so that they could have their little spontaneous affair. They immediately went at it, their bodies embracing as they bumped into walls in the tiny space. Didi all the while was thinking that this may top her list of unusual places for a make out session....and Mimi, still in the club, unaware of the wild restroom party inside Bungalow! Didi and her Euro boy toy ended up back at his place that night for a good romp and some fantastic memories for her to ponder when she is bored and lonely. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Can Girls call for Booty calls?
The infamous booty call: sometimes regretted terribly the next day. sometimes just what the doctor ordered. sometimes totally offensive. sometimes repulsive. sometimes a pleasant and fun surprise. but is it initiated mostly by the boys? Is it terrible for midnight to strike and a girl to make some calls to get someone to come over to play? Is it ok for girls to want booty calls or does that make them slutty? Guys do it all the time....they go searching late night, prowling, hungry and not the least bit selective at that hour. So, why can't girls just do the same without risking their reputation? Do you think Wilma or Betty ever got the urge when Fred and Barney were off gettin trashed at the waterbuffalo convention.....maybe, but they could not show us that juicy stuff!!
Monday, May 19, 2008
The art of the corral
Some girls have trouble balancing multiple boys....and for them, I believe it is a true shame. Sweet things....you have to collect boys like stamps and put them up in your very own "corral" of boys. Some are positioned in the back of the corral, some move right up to the forefront, and others lurk in the middle. But all get fed a little something to ensure they stick around. Some get special treats, and they are the "au current" superstar of the corral. The smart corral owners know that you don't dismiss corral members unless they really really foul something up, because there is some value in having them in and at least providing minimal maintenance to keep your herd strong. When you have a bad day, or you are feeling fat after downing some pizza, its a total pick me up to get a text from one of your corral members. Or if the corral member needs to fill in and be a date to a wedding, a party or even just come over to make out?! Needless to say, a girl with no corral is a lonely girl. Keeping the corral strong is the key to never having a dull moment. Keeping the corral strong is imperative for popularity upkeep and keeping the corral strong provides much fun! Now get out there and lasso some boys!
Quandries of Jimmy Choo vs. unattached man
If you could have a pair of Jimmy Choos bought for you on an average day, by surprise, and then get champagne in the store with the fun, fabulous, queen sales guy, all just to celebrate fabulous shoes and to make you feel special................wouldn't you be in heaven?
The Shoediva is in a quandry. See, this is how it goes....she has been courted for a year now by a very unattached, but sweet man "ShoeGod" who also happens to impart many fabulous gifts. She tries to tell him no, but he gets great joy out of providing these gifts and demands she keep them. Even though she can do what she wants and see whom she wants, she does have feelings for this ShoeGod, and enjoys seeing him. And the gifts are no problem either! Does she continue this secret affair and get more Jimmy Choos, Christian Louboutins or Manolos....or does she turn it off, knowing that it is what it is, while all the while knowing that this may be the end of the shoe gravy train? The agony!
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Mafia Man...our own little Tony Soprano in the making
One quiet Sunday evening, Svea and Coug were heading out for some dinner in Gotham City. They went to a gastro pub of sorts, one that Gisele the supermodel enjoys from time to time when she craves a gourmet burger. They realize early on that a very good looking guy is seated all alone and there is an open table right beside him. Being proactive girls, they secure that very table and soon enough, the conversations begin.....small at first, but eventually they merge tables and decide to depart together for a drink across the street. The difference between this cute guy and the average ones we meet, is that this one is a legitimate tony soprano type. He is full on mafioso long island guy, in the sanitation business, with cousins calling his cell like crazy and doing business late on a Sunday night I might add, and full of stories. This young guy did not go to college, but is sticking with the family business. As scary and crazy as it is, there is an air of danger that Svea in particular enjoys. They flirt all night and discuss his world of mafia money and secret deals.......
forbidden fruit
We all know the story of the forbidden fruit. We may crave it, but we cannot have it. It can sometimes be the toughest feeling that you ever had to fight. It can feel overwhelming, but it can be overcome with some serious effort. Yet, it leaves you with a longing, and a feeling as if you will never find that piece of the puzzle, like you are missing something perpetually? The angst that comes from doing the right thing.
Have you met someone that was married or taken, and it is just crushing because you know there is an intense connection, amazing chemistry and a feeling that if only timing had been on your side, that you could have truly explored this person........well it happens and it torments you. the connection was made, it was obvious, and the sparks were there, attempting to be muffled by the cold weather, but still firing amidst the chill. eye contact intensifying through the night. Smiles exchanged. as much flirtation as allowed. both sides wanting to see what was there, but knowing it was just not possible. Agony.....ending in a G-rated cuddle, but pushing back intense feelings to go beyond that.....willpower at its greatest. In the end, both left wondering, both left feeling "something", both wishing maybe they had taken it farther and thrown caution to the winds and went for it. Both feeling like morals and conscience is likely the better answer. You know the saying, never say never.....well its a good one to keep in mind my girlfriends because one never knows what can come in life and keeping a thread of hope is kind of fun!
Have you met someone that was married or taken, and it is just crushing because you know there is an intense connection, amazing chemistry and a feeling that if only timing had been on your side, that you could have truly explored this person........well it happens and it torments you. the connection was made, it was obvious, and the sparks were there, attempting to be muffled by the cold weather, but still firing amidst the chill. eye contact intensifying through the night. Smiles exchanged. as much flirtation as allowed. both sides wanting to see what was there, but knowing it was just not possible. Agony.....ending in a G-rated cuddle, but pushing back intense feelings to go beyond that.....willpower at its greatest. In the end, both left wondering, both left feeling "something", both wishing maybe they had taken it farther and thrown caution to the winds and went for it. Both feeling like morals and conscience is likely the better answer. You know the saying, never say never.....well its a good one to keep in mind my girlfriends because one never knows what can come in life and keeping a thread of hope is kind of fun!
McDreamy of sorts
We all have our Dr. McDreamy......whether it is the one on TV, a real life handsome doctor you know in your town or simply a hot man you see but never speak to but fantasize about often. Lets just say, some people have had McDreamy in real life and it was pretty good I hear. Many want McDreamy, and the mysterious thing about McDreamy is you never know how many he has actually sampled? Because he is wanted by so many, he may just have had that many! So beware, with these types, you typically end up sharing. And I don't know about you, but sharing is for pre-school kids!
Superman underwear and cougar time
Once upon a time, 2 girls decide to escape the day to day grind to head to the mountain for some ski time. They were certainly enjoying the odds that the mountain provides, as there are far more boys present than girls....always a good thing. Lunch on the patio usually provides for some good boy watching. This time was no different. The two ski bunnies attracted some boys over to their table, and planned to meet them later that night. Fast forward to midnight: music bumping, grinding and dancing to the tunes, a few drinks under and feeling good, chemistry in the air........ Later that evening, neither of the girls wanted to go home empty handed...so they decided to have a private after party for their new finds. However, ski Bunny #1 was not prepared for what she was about to see! Upon entering the condo, she sees a guy race across the hall in red, super man underwear! It was streak of red lightening in the night! Apparently ski bunny #2 was having some superman action?! Ski Bunny #1 had a feeling it would be a memorable evening for all involved. Meanwhile, she was showing the ropes to the young lad who was her fantastic dance partner all night..... With a shrug of the shoulders, she decides she does not care what the rule books say and continues the young flirtation!
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Adelle & french boys on planes
A young, prim girl named Adelle was traveling abroad. She was chaste, fresh faced and well endowed and certainly something that all men yearned for. She boarded the plane, free spirited and excited for her foreign adventures. She was happily seated next to a gorgeous, sexy young french gentleman. Knowing it was a long flight ahead and she certainly needed to practice her francais, she opened up the discussion with frenchie. After some chit chat, they begin to enjoy the fact that the lights are off on the overnight flight setting a nice, romantic mood in their entire free row of seats. They feel uninhibited and become intrigued with one another. they snuggle up UNDER the red airline blanket and their lips meet. As their lips continue to meet and as they begin to embrace each other more, they get more enticed. The fondling goes on and on, which helps to pass the time for Adelle and this young frenchie, all unbeknownst to the other passengers. A secret, dangerous, little escapade above the Atlantic ocean bonding this young, innocent American girl and her new frenchie boy toy. Who said flying was boring?
mimi and the tennis star
There once was a blond named "Mimi"who met boys everywhere she went, but just as the story sometimes goes, the shoe never fits. She meets, she flirts, they flirt, she gets drinks, she gets text messages, but they just never seem to quite measure up. Yet, they make for plenty a fun story.
While Mimi was on a tropical island, there happened to be a tennis tournament, involving young, tight, hot athletes roaming about in their tennis gear. Of course many of them noticed Mimi, blond, tan and adorable. 2 of these hot young tennis studs struck up a conversation with her with hopes of some fun later in the night. Later that night, Mimi all decked out in a black mini dress ran into these hot tennis boys. The fliratation was abound, and the glances laced with sexual tension, there would be many text messages to come. Much later in the evening, many drinks later for her, she gave him just enough to keep him interested....a cryptic message that left him hanging. So he waited, and waited and sat in the lobby hoping to see her pass by. Lucky for him, she was sauntering back to her room when they caught each other's eye. The tennis boy was invited back to the room for some late night fun and a good preparation for his big match the next day. The score is "LOVE"...................
While Mimi was on a tropical island, there happened to be a tennis tournament, involving young, tight, hot athletes roaming about in their tennis gear. Of course many of them noticed Mimi, blond, tan and adorable. 2 of these hot young tennis studs struck up a conversation with her with hopes of some fun later in the night. Later that night, Mimi all decked out in a black mini dress ran into these hot tennis boys. The fliratation was abound, and the glances laced with sexual tension, there would be many text messages to come. Much later in the evening, many drinks later for her, she gave him just enough to keep him interested....a cryptic message that left him hanging. So he waited, and waited and sat in the lobby hoping to see her pass by. Lucky for him, she was sauntering back to her room when they caught each other's eye. The tennis boy was invited back to the room for some late night fun and a good preparation for his big match the next day. The score is "LOVE"...................
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