Avoid boys sitting down

(this does not represent a hot guy on a stool, but he merely is filling in to set the example here)

A very wise friend once told me to always avoid boys, no matter how amazingly good looking they are, or how flirtacious that they become if they are seated. And its so obvious now.....because they can look good, be fun, charming and interesting but when they hop off that stool.....they can be SHORT!! And short is no good. Nope, short just does not work my girlfriends. and they can actually be really short, like you are looking down on them, quasi-midget land status, where you actually feel kinda sorry for them kind of height. And that just sucks royally if you have spent an entire evening talking to them, buttering them up, and wasting quality conversation on them just to find out that they don't fit the height requirement. Maybe we should have that little height requirement sign like the Theme Parks have, so that all the guys have to walk by it on the way to the bathroom and you can easily tell who passes the "we don't want midgets" test. Now, that would be genious??