Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Match.com Gone Wrong

As much as Tutu girl wanted to avoid the internet dating world, she knew that if it was a vehicle to meet someone of value, then perhaps she could ignore the contrived process and try it out.  So, one sunny day she finds herself sitting at the bar waiting for Collin from Match.com to arrive, only to find that he was roughly 40 minutes late.  Glaring at her watch, she sips her cocktail and chats with other fun bar patrons to keep herself entertained.  He arrives, sans apology, and appears devoid of humor as the bar patrons make a joke to roust his blatant tardiness.  The beefcake is hungry, and decides he wants food, even though a food date was SO not in the plan of Ms. Tutu. Totally self-indulged, Collin finds a table and plops down in the comfy booth seat, leaving a hard chair for Ms. Tutu.  While some females may just have taken the hard seat, thinking he was an ass, not Ms Tutu.  She asked him promptly to switch seats, which he refused.  At this point, they both realize the date is just not going well.  He leaves the table in a huff, leaving her behind, as well as their bar tab.  Ms Tutu's bar friends helped her out with the tab and provided moral support as well.  Just as the date had become somewhat of a joke amongst the bar goers, Ms. Tutu intercepts several text messages filled with horrible words, accusations, insecurity-ridden comments and the like.  Collin from Match.com is someone every girl should avoid like the plague.  Just as easily as you can find a real gentleman, you can discover a real ass on these dating sites so buyer beware.  As for Ms. Tutu, her next date was a hot, cultured, funny blond who is providing much promise for future dates, so its not all so bad.  Ms Tutu has hope.

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