Monday, February 2, 2009

Maricella & her 3 sets of flowers

A gorgeous, single girl named Maricella was searching for Mr. Right, and in the meantime was dating some Mr. "ok -for-now" kind of gents. Everyone loves getting flowers, and even better when arrive at the office, leaving the other females green with envy.

Maricella worked in a big glass building, so everyone could see if a flower delivery truck was pulling up and what was being carried inside. One day, Maricella was brought a beautiful bouquet of flowers from a delivery man, she was all smiles as she tore open the card to see a note from one of the boys she was dating. With a blissful sigh, she place them carefully on her desk. A few hours later, she sees a different boy she is dating pull up, so she scoots the flowers over a bit, and positions them strategically as the "office flowers". Boy #2 walks into the glass building carrying a bouquet of bright, beautiful flowers and takes a second glance at the bouquet, but chats with Maricella and leaves behind another set of flowers. This had created quite a bit of attention at the glass office, with everyone chatting about the girl who got 2 sets of flowers in one day from different boys. Then, to add insult to injury, boy #3 stops by with yet another set of fragrant, fresh flowers before the day is over. The office was in an uproar, and some jealous females had nothing but gossip to share about the girl juggling boys at the front desk! Some girls never get flowers sent to them at work, and what a shame that is. But Maricella knows 3s a charm! Good thing Ms. Maricella is off the market, so the office vultures can hope for an ounce of attention for themselves!

Monday, January 26, 2009

even rockin chicks get broken hearts

Even though, we are rockin chicks, we do have hearts and they can be trampled. Just when you think you are invincible, and cannot be stopped....a dagger comes out of left field and stabs you, bam! For some of us its easy to be confident, strong and fearless when it comes to work, facing steep mountains, whitewater rapids, presenting in front of a crowd, walking through a packed bar, wearing a short dress with 4 inch heels, or bicycling down a rocky slope. But, when it comes to matters of the heart, we realize how small, human, and vulnerable we may truly be. Alas, the need for rockin chicks we know to come and pick us up, dust us off, listen to us, feed us and help us get back on the horse again. Rockin Chicks are a force to be reckoned with, even when one member goes down with a broken heart.....

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Cheating
Cheating (also called gulling) is an act of lying, deception, fraud, trickery, imposture, or imposition. Cheating characteristically is employed to create an unfair advantage, usually in one's own interest, and often at the expense of others
As we may assume, the motivation for women is sometimes different than the motivation for our male counterparts.....
Top ten reasons why women cheat
Revenge for your cheating
Exit strategy
Bedroom boredom
Your emotional withdrawal
Feeling neglected/ignored/underappreciated
Lack of intimacy
Revenge/payback for past wrongs
Self-esteem
Being the bad girl
Not enough sex
Top ten reasons why men cheat
You don't love her anymore
She doesn't turn you on anymore
Women let us
Your girlfriend is a nag
The opportunity was there
It boosts your ego
You can get away with it
It's challenging and exciting
She cheated on you
Your lady doesn't put out

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Mimi and Ball Player Boy

there was once a girlie named Mimi
she wore short dresses by Tibi
she liked sports games and the players, too
she loved cheering on the baseball crew
age didn't matter, she loved them all
brown, short, white, young or tall
she would meet them in the strangest of places
airplanes, hospitals, and running races
on a trip out to a tropical island resort
she met a young baseball buck of sorts
sure enough he called, and wanted a piece
predictability with the jocks will never cease
she got her trophy baseball boy
he had an entourage to bring him joy
who knows if there will be a part two?
it may depend on need, hunger and balls of blue?
What really went down on the isle of fun?
no one will know, but Mimi won!

Friday, January 9, 2009

boys and cars

Why is it that boys think cars make them more attractive? Do they view it as an accessory like we view a supple leather handbag or a pair of platform pumps? Or is it merely an extension of their male-hood, something to make them harder, tougher, stronger, faster? hmmmm....

What they really ought to think about are the many things that girls really care about: shoes, ice cream, massages, romance, flowers, champagne, and random gestures of kindness are always nice, too.

Desperado

It is never a good idea to be desperate. No one plans these sorts of things. But it can sneak up on you and before you know it, a flagrant and blaring sign is pasted on your forehead, reading "DESPERADO". This deflects the opposite sex faster than a porsche carrera howling down the open road. Even when you are down on your luck, or when you feel yourself salivating at the thought of a naked body, pull yourself together already! Light some candles, put on some music, take care of yourself in any way that you need to and rid yourself of that damned desperation. then, put on your highest heels, your sassiest sense of confidence and get out there again. Only, this time you will have peeled the sign off your forehead!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Sexi Plexi

Sometimes the desire to be naughty simply outweighs the nice! GG and CJ were having the time of their life, enjoying some days off and drowning in romance. Being out of town can be fun in more ways than one: The thrill of being unknown, the desire to do things outside the norm of daily life and the dangerous, but tempting risk to be seen, or caught. They found a desserted stretch of coastline, and eagerly went exploring. GG was overwhelmed with an urge to undress and be naughty on this private beach. Slyly, she removed her top from under her coat, only to flash CJ when he came around the bend. The ocean breezes, crashing waves and naked breasts got them both aroused. The danger of someone finding them weighed upon CJ as he kissed her body. But, he too, was enjoying his heart racing in this passionate moment. Then....a sound, and as CJ was kissing her breast, she looked up to see a person watching the sexi plexi act. Just as it was exciting to have a voyeur, they caved to nervousness and dressed, blushed and quickly sprinted back to the car. That was the end of sexi plexi, but the heat of the moment will not be forgotton!