It is never a good idea to be desperate. No one plans these sorts of things. But it can sneak up on you and before you know it, a flagrant and blaring sign is pasted on your forehead, reading "DESPERADO". This deflects the opposite sex faster than a porsche carrera howling down the open road. Even when you are down on your luck, or when you feel yourself salivating at the thought of a naked body, pull yourself together already! Light some candles, put on some music, take care of yourself in any way that you need to and rid yourself of that damned desperation. then, put on your highest heels, your sassiest sense of confidence and get out there again. Only, this time you will have peeled the sign off your forehead!
Friday, January 9, 2009
Desperado
It is never a good idea to be desperate. No one plans these sorts of things. But it can sneak up on you and before you know it, a flagrant and blaring sign is pasted on your forehead, reading "DESPERADO". This deflects the opposite sex faster than a porsche carrera howling down the open road. Even when you are down on your luck, or when you feel yourself salivating at the thought of a naked body, pull yourself together already! Light some candles, put on some music, take care of yourself in any way that you need to and rid yourself of that damned desperation. then, put on your highest heels, your sassiest sense of confidence and get out there again. Only, this time you will have peeled the sign off your forehead!
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