The Best Gifts To Give To New Moms And Their Babies
10 years ago
Mr. Beefcake was young and hot and liked to look good. Ms. E knew he was a hot piece of meat, but realized the boy was not the sharpest tool in the shed, nor was he saving for the future. Nevertheless, she enjoyed their romps and was planning on continuing to play with him for a while more at least. One evening he told his lady, Ms. E about his tanning experience. He was describing details of how burnt his bum had become.....shocked, she asked, "you go naked in there?" and he said, "yeah babe, I don't want tan lines." She ponders for a moment, still staring at his perfect chest, and proceeds to ask, "well what about that," pointing to his manhood. He says, "Oh, I put a sock on it." Simple enough! Who said the beefcake was not smart??
The saucy shoediva had devious thoughts brewing in her head as she pondered the evening activities. You could cut the sexual tension with a steak knife, and it had been increasing for a few weeks between these two. Although Mr. Spice had a serious girlfriend, he felt a strong attraction to the shoediva and just a matter of time before he would stray. Tonight they both were nervous as this could mark the evening where they both decide to take their sexual frustration to a whole new level, or platform.....or stilleto?! During the course of the evening, they eyed each other through the crowd, yet maintaining their composure. Yet, once back in his hotel room, their hearts beat nervously through their chests like teenagers doing this for the first time. They were breathing hard as they undressed each other and then, like wild animals the shoedive and Mr. Spice made passionate hotel room love multiple times. The energy was intense, raw and exciting, and just as she was getting up to get dressed, he pulled her back for more. Another round of hotel room action. Finally, exhausted and satisfied, she had gotten just what she came for....she dressed, put on her saucy heels and pranced on out of the room on the 16th floor and down to valet to pick up her car. She had gotten Mr. Spice to stray and was it well worth it indeed!
Didi and her crew of rockin chicks came upon a group of cute and wild gents while hittin the slopes one fine winter day. there were some hotties in the bunch, and all the girls were pickin their boys for later that evening. they rode hard, snow sprinkles flyin, electricity in the air and certainly some hook ups in the forecast. later that evening the girls spotted their bachelor party crew of cuties at the local watering hole, where the tunes were jammin, the lighting was kind and the liquor was being dished out generously. They instantly meshed, dancing, laughing, smiling, teasing, flirting, drinking, gettin low, shakin it, eyes meetin eyes, grabbin hips, hugs, and even kisses. Didi was creating quite the following, she had a few admirers this evening. The brave one stepped up early and soon enough was dancing, grinding and kissing on Didi, and was he ever the hottie? tall, grey eyes, fabulous smile, nice hair, and totally fun....such a score for Didi. Meanwhile Cici was sandwiched between the rough and tumble rebel and a few other bachelor members here and there, all the while, she was keeping an eye on the "taken one" with whom she had an electric connection with.......ah, sign the pain of frustration. Later as the tunes slowed, the ladies piled into a car, girls on laps, boys smashed in trunks, boys on laps, everyone in good spirits and the energy high. The girls arrive at bachelor party central to be intermixed in the games, the antics and the fun. There, Didi discovers perhaps that she had overlooked a real contender....G-man was sassy, edgy, tall, cute and she felt the chemistry brewing. Didi was caught in a dilema now because she had bachelor #1 all hugs, hands and kisses blanketing her like the heavy snow outside, and this new sassy contender using every open chance to flirt and send Didi the clear signals that he was interested in this lovely lass. What to do? Well what any smart girl would do, why choose when you can sample both? So she did just that. She made out with both bright bachelor party contenders that evening, leaving quite a trail of broken hearts and tales for the boys to share.................
What do you do when you are enthralled in hot and heavy make out time and the male is trying to tug your pants off and they are such skinny jeans that they get all stuck at the ankles?
Eliza was plagued with this moment which felt like hours the other evening when in a make out session around 3 am with a hot mystery boy. Her lovely black skinnies were nearly leggings, and ended up getting stuck around the ankles, leaving her looking less than graceful as she had to reach up and try to help the mystery male free herself from these torture devices that we call fashion! They both tugged at the jeans, Eliza almost falling off the bed at this point.........and finally she was free. But seriously, now I know why Guess created those weird little ankle zippers?! It all makes sense now. Eliza wondered if she could find some vintage Guess to alleviate this problem in the future and to minimize the embarrassment of being stuck in your skinnies?!