Trina and the trenchcoat

There was once a girl named Trina who was a total wreck,

She ate no food, she ruined the mood and had a really long neck!

One day, she caught a great break and landed a fantastic job,

1 thing after the next, she complained, she ached, she sobbed.

She thought sleeping with men would get her ahead,

If you're going to play the game, you better get out of bed!

Covered in mascara, hair all a mess, Trina was quite a sight,

Traipsing through the lobby, in a large trench, "dear, that is just not right!"

Despite advice and words of wisdom, the girl kept screwing things up.

Fired from one job, fired from the next, all we can say is Trina, you really f'ed up!