The witching hour

Some say that strange things happen during a full moon.  Yet, no one had warned us about the witching hour.  Ally was staying in a hotel where she was attending a convention of Star Trek followers.  Her good friend, Glenda, joined her for a little fun amongst the Trekkies.  Needless to say Ally had too many cocktails and at a certain point had to leave the bar as the pictures on the walls seemed to be moving...she knew she had reached her limit!  (she later found out that the pictures actually do move) Ally got out of Dodge fast and headed back to her hotel before she could do any damage. She was a good girl!  No drama.  She was feeling proud of herself.  When she awoke the next morning, she found that her phone had 10 missed calls from Glenda between 3 and 4 in the morning. This could not be good. Her mind raced with stories. She listened to her voicemails and Glenda was frantic...telling Ally to call her urgently and that she needed her help. Ally immediately calls Glenda back to hear about the drama she missed. So, this is what had happened:  Apparently another friend of theirs (Lets call him Charlie) had gotten a little too intoxicated that night and Glenda tried to take care of him and brought him back to her hotel room to sleep it off.  Glenda had the very best of intentions.  Unfortunately, this boy, Charlie, had something else on his mind and proceeded to very quickly get NAKED. He just stripped down right then and there!  Glenda freaked out and yelled at him to leave and locked herself in the bathroom.  She heard the hotel room door shut and when she peeked out, it appeared the coast was clear. But when she came out of the bathroom, she realized Charlie had left without she found his clothes (his pants and shirt) were still on the floor.  This drunk boy had left her room NAKED NAKED NAKED!!  She searched the hallways for him but could not find him.  So, Ally decides to call the front desk and asked if they had had any "incidents" the night before. She explains innocently that she was getting ice and saw a naked man walking around the halls.  She thought this would get a huge reaction from the hotel management,"oh my gosh!  I am so sorry!" or "yes, we had a man arrested for indecent exposure" but what she got instead was, "Ah, yes, this happens quite frequently"  Um, WTF!!! Ally could not believe her ears.  The receptionist proceeds to ask "May I ask you what time you saw the man?" and Ally says that she spotted him between 3 and 4 am.  He responds "Ah, yes, that is the witching hour"  So, the moral of this story is: 1) don't help out drunk horny men 2) do not walk around hotels during the witching hour as you may encounter naked sleepwalkers.  The End. ps--Charlie somehow caught a cab with his blazer, boxers and shoes (no socks) back to his hotel...he is now known as "TheStreaker"